Texty písniček

Identical twin

18. července 2007 v 12:40 | lucibuskaaa
We´re twins, we´re twins, yes sir,
I am me,she is she,
except when I pretend I´m her.
And when we switch,
you can´t tell which is which,
you don´t know who you´re talking to,
Because we´re identical, ´dentical, ´dentical,identical twin!
We look a lot alike,
but we are not alike.
I´m loud! . . . . I´m quiet,
she´s serious . . . she´s a riot.
We´re totally,totally,
identical twin!
We read different stories,
we read different show,
in our slightly different colored hair,
we wear different bows.
We dance to different music,
we laught at different jokes,
it´s like we´re . . . two different folks .
Though we appear alike,
we´re nowhere near alike,
she´s sweet. . . she´s saucy,
what´s that mean?
you´re bossy
says you. . . it´s true
is not. . . is too.
We´re totally,totally,
Identical twin!
I am not a xerox,
I am not a clone,
a duplicat, a copycat,
a second scoop. . . on the ice cream cone.
but we´re marching to different drums.
We look a lot alike,
but we are not alike,
two. . . . .two,
totally. . . totally,
utterly. . . uterlly,
opposite. . . opposite,
totally. . . . totally,
different. . . . different,
identical twin!
Identical twins,
deedle-leedle-lee, dum!

Brother for Sale...

18. července 2007 v 12:39 | lucibuska.aa
Well, we think this world.
Is a real nice place.
But we think that it´s a crime.
Thet we should have an older brother.
Who picks on us all the time.
So, next time he´s sleeping in his room.
We´re going to sneak in and tie him.
Then we´ll talk him out into the street.
And see if someone will buy him.
Brother for sale,
only fifty cents.
Brother for sale,
he´s not a big expensive.
You can hug him,
you can bug him,
you could buy or rent.
Brother for sale,
only fifty cents.
Hey,would anybody like to buy,
a slightly used big brother?
Even if you have one now,
trade him for another.
He will help you with the chores
and he´s fairly clean.
The only problem is,sometimes,
He can be so mean!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .
Brother for sale,
twenty five cents.
If mom knew we were selling him,
we would really get it.
Buy him now, and we´ll tell you,
what we will do,mister.
We´ll even throw into the deal,
our little baby sister.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Brother for sale,
only ten cents.
He will always pick you up,
when you take a fall,
and he´s good at showing you,
how to catch a ball.
He always tall these funny jokes
and does this crazy dance.
He sounds like a pretty nice guy,
let´s give him on more change.
Our brother´s not for sale,
not for any price.
Our brother´s not for sale,
we guess he will suffice,
we like to hug him,
we like to bug him,
He´s really rather nice.
Our brother´s not for sale,
not for any price!

písnička Bravery

18. července 2007 v 12:38 | luxibuksa
I´ve given up my nightlight ´cause I´m not scared of the dakr.
I´ve tasted buttermilk. Sat throught Jurassic Park.
I´ve taken off my trainig wheels, used adult shampoo.
Sometimes there´s no limit to the scary things I´ll do.
I don´t hide in the closed when I hear thunderclap.
I dunk my head in water, I´ve sat on Santa´s lap.
I never bat but eye when I get my measles shot.
So when things get scary , it´s a good thing I´ve got. . .

No one Tells the President What To Do

18. července 2007 v 12:37 | lucibuskaa
Someday I´d like to by President,
it´s a job that´s caught my eye.
I know I´d enjoy being President,
and here´s the reason why.
No one tell the President how to dress,
no one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.
No one tells him when it´s time to mow the White House lawn,
and if anybody tried to you can be they´d soon be gone.
No one tells the President not to slouch,
no one says, "Don´t put you feet on Mr. Lincoln´ couch.
No one tells him "Company´s here. Use your fork and spoon",
unless they want to do be the next Ambassador to the moon.
No one tells the President,
no one tells the President,
no one tell the President what to do.
No one tells the President what to run,
no one says," There´s no dessert until that speech is done"
no one says," The press is coming . Clean behin yours ears".
She´ll change all the rules,
the kids´ll run the school,
she´ll be on the side of girls and boys.
No one tells the President how to speak,
no one says,"You can´t be on TV one whole week",
So when I´ve had enough of "time to eat" and "Where´ve you been",
I´m headin´ down to Washington to get myself sworn it.
´Couse no one tells the President,
no one tells the President,
no one tells the President what to do.
No one tells the President,
no one tells the President,
no one tells the President what to do.
No one tells the President,
no one tell the President,
No one tell the President what to do!
Coming! See you on Election Day!

Peanut Butter

18. července 2007 v 12:35 | lucibuskaaa
There´s a food going ´round,
that´s a sticky sticky goo. . . .
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
Well, it taster real good,
but is so hard to chew,
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
All my friends tell me,
That they did it the most!
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
Early in the morning,
when they spread it on toast,
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
I like Peanut Butter,
creamy Peanut Butter,
chunky Peanut Butter ,too!
Peanut, Peanut Butter,
(Open up your jar now)
Peanut, Peanut Butter,
(Spread it on your cracker)
Peanut, Peanut Butter,
(scarf now),
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
My Grandma called,
While I was havin´ a snack,
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
My tongue got stuck,
so I couldn´t call back,
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
"My mouth is full Grandma"
was all I could say,
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
"That´s perfectly clear,
you sound lovely this way!"
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
One, two, one , two, tres, quatro. . .
Peanut, Peanut Butter, yum,yum,
Peanut, Peanut Butter,no cholesterol,
Peanut, Peanut Butter, goes down smooth,
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
Peanut Butter pizza,
Peanut Butter tacos,
Peanut Butter egg foo young.
Peanut, Peanut Butter,
Peanut, Peanut Butter,
Peanut, Peanut Butter,
Peanut, Peanut Butter.
Chunks of Peanut Butter,
lumps of Peanut Butter,
gobbs of Peanut Butter,
globs of Peanut Butter.
(Oh no! All gone)

Ice-cream crazy!!:D

18. července 2007 v 12:35 | lucibuskaaa
Rootbeer floats, banana boats,
Gelate and Sorbert are hard to resist.
What if they didn´t exist?
For me it wouldn´t be easy ´cause you see. . .
I´m ice cream crazy
no ifs, ands, buts or maybes.
Ice cream crazy
´cause I´m an ice cream ice cream baby.
We have colors of the rainbow,
from all around the world,
and anything you´d like to try,
you can have it plain or swirled.
With a pinch and dash of this and that,
one cone it does a balancing act,
and oh, ya know it´s bound to droop,
yumma dum dum it´s a triple scoop.
Sometimes I just can´t decide,
what flavors I should choose,
So I close my eye and one, two, tree,
I know that I can´t lose,
with a pinch and dash of this a that,
till the cherry on top is an acrobat.
Oh I get carried away,
yumma dum dum, just look at that sundae.
My darlin´ someday if you weight more that you should,
It´s ok
´cause I would make your sundae with no fat, low cal, sorbet.